I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
This toilet bowl is my home.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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