I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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