Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
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Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
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I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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