I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
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I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
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Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
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