she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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