Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
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The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
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You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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