did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
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You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
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He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
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