so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
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Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
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I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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