you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
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Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
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I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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