i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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