YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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