I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
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how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
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I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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