she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
You were trust falling into bushes
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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