try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
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Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
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There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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