dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
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I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
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Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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