can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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