But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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