I am in a vortex of obligation.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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