She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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