He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
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