can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
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i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
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Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
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hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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