Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
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