Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
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yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
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Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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