Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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