everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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