hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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