Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
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