ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
