On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
what if I'm pregnant?
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there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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