so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
then he tried to convert me to islam
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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