I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
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my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
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Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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