worst night to have a conscience
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
wow bdsm is so cute
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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