I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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