is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
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It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
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It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
In other news, I just burned my penis
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
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