Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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