what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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