What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
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