is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
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She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
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When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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