It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
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someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
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I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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