just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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