your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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