I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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