the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
