She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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