Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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