I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
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So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
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you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
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