i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
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seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
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I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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