shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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