ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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