come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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