I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
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I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
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To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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