I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
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They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
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As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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