brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
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Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
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She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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