do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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