Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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