Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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